Score: 10

"Perfect"

submission: The CCs humble beginnings

date: August 18, 2006

Wow. That was awesome. I'll tell you, I have 28k dial up (please kill me) and it was well worth the two hour wait to watch this. The storytelling was great and I LOVED the EarthBound music in it. Being a clock, hearing this story told so wonderfully, really warmed my clock. Thank you.

-TheHeartbreakClock

Score: 10

"Badd ass"

submission: Dan Hibiki for Prezidénté

date: March 31, 2003

This one was as good as Armageddon. Me and my friends go around singing this and Anton aus Tirol around school. I was just wondering if I could borrow the dancing Tom Fulp character. I would give you full credit for it, I really want to use it.

Score: 8

"Kick ass."

submission: BALD PUSSY Pussy pussy

date: February 25, 2003

That was one of the coolest things I have ever seen!!! I don't know why these people don't like it, but that kicks major ass! Violence rules like a mother fucker! Best suicide movie ever!

Score: 1

"wha...?"

submission: The Prison Bitch song

date: July 2, 2002

May a thousand monkey pig men go up your ass.